Have a facelift

A man decides to have a facelift for his birthday. He spends one million dollars and feels really good about the result. On his way home he goes into a bookstore and buys a book on how to stay young. Before leaving he says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”

“About 35” was the reply.

“I’m actually 47 years old,” the man says, feeling really happy.

After that he goes into a coffee shop to celebrate. Before leaving,he asks the same question. The clerk replies, “Oh, you look about 29.”This makes him feel really good.

While standing at the bus stop he asks a lady the same question.She replies, “There is a sure way of telling a man’s age. If I read your palm, I’ll be able to tell your exact age.”

The man gives the lady his hand, and seconds later she says, “You are 47 years old.”“That was brilliant. How did you do that?” the man asks. The lady replies, “I was behind you in the bookstore.”