attorney fee

a man called a lawyer and asked: " How much would you charge to me answer three question?"

The lawyer said: "$500 dollars!"

And the man said: "That's a lot of money, isn't it?" 

The lawyer said, "I guess so. What's your third question?"

Different Thought

    There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately.

    So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?"

    And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

a copy of the group picture

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Emily, she's a lawyer, ' or 'That's David, he's a doctor.'"

    A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher...she's dead."

He'll follow us there

    Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.

    Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

     One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.

    Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?""We were saying that we'll have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered.

    "It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."

The only problem is that it's broken

    A child came in exclaiming excitedly, "Dad, I got a bicycle from Mom! Do you want to see it?" Dad said, "Sure, sure!"

    So he went to the backyard and looked at the brand new bicycle. "Wow! That's a beautiful bicycle! Can you ride it?"

    The son said, "The only problem is that it's broken." So his father said, "How can it be broken? It's brand new!"

    And the son said, "I don't know what's wrong. But anytime I ride it, it falls down!"